Wife refuses to give her maid a pay raise – but then she reveals a secret

 

Maria: “Your husband did.”

 

Wife: “Oh.”

 

Maria: “My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”

 

Wife (really furious now): “Did my husband say that as well?”

 

Maria: “No señora, the gardener did.”

 

Wife: “So… how much do you want?”