“That’s right. Well madam, if you’re ready, I’ll set up my tripod so that we can get to work.”
“Tripod..??”, Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now.
“Oh Good God Yes..! I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on.
It’s much too big for me to hold while I’m getting ready for action.
Madam..? Madam..?….. Good Lord, she’s fucking fainted..!