Two Irish Nuns Have Just Arrived In The USA

 

 The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over.

Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their ‘dogs.’

The mother superior first to open hers.

She begins to blush, and then after staring at it for a moment, leans to the other Nun and in a soft brogue whisper.

“What part did you get?”