She said “you can have it, but it will cost you $100.”
After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested.
She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn’t, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday.
Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM.
After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had make love for a few hours and then Jeff left.
Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife,
“Did Jeff come by this afternoon?”
Totally shocked, Sandy replied, “Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes.”
Next Dave asked, “Did Jeff give you $100?”
Sandy thought, ‘Oh hell, he knows!’ Reluctantly she said, “Yes, he did give me $100.”
“Good,” Dave says.
“Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he’d stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It’s so good to have a friend you can trust.”