Two blondes were talking in heaven

That give his girlfriend plenty of time to hide.

when I walked into the house, it was quiet.

I ran up to out bedroom and found my husband watching TV in bed.

I could see a glimpse of a corset underneath our bed that definitely wasn’t mine, so I immediately accused him of cheating, and I ran around the house to find the hoe.

I checked in every room, but when I got to the attic, I had a heart attack that instantly killed me.’

The second blonde moaned ‘shame, if you had only looked in the freezer, we would both still be alive.’