“Yes” and hands over the registration papers.
The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. “One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence”
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence.
He looks quite puzzled.
“Thank you, sir. One of my officers told me you didn’t have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner”
The man replies, “I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!”