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The wife shouted, “Don’t do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited all that money.”
“He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser.”
“He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!”
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband slowly lowered the shotgun.
He looked over at the cab driver and said, “What would you do?”
The cabby said,
“I’d cover him up with that blanket, before he catches a cold!”