Please Do Not Attempt This At Home. I Am A Professional.

 I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered saying, "Hello?"    I politely said, "This is Fred Hanifin, and could I please speak to Robin Carter?"    Suddenly the phone was slammed down! I couldn't believe anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and


After I hung up, I added Don Hansen's number to my speed dialer. I must say, for a while things seemed to be going much better for me. Now when I had a problem, I had two *******s to call.


Then, after several months of calling the *******s and hanging up on them, it just wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. I gave the problem some serious thought and came up with a solution:


First, I had my phone speed dial ******* number 1. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?"

I yelled, "You're an *******!" but I didn't hang up.

The ******* said, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah."

He said, "Stop calling me."

I said, "Make me."

He said, "What's your name, Pal?"

So I told him, "Don Hansen."

He said ...

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