Please Do Not Attempt This At Home. I Am A Professional.

 I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is Fred Hanifin, and could I please speak to Robin Carter?" Suddenly the phone was slammed down! I couldn't believe anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and


He said, "Where do you live?"

I answered, "1802 West 34st Street. It's a yellow house and my black Mercedes is parked out front."

"I'm coming over right now, Don. You'd better start saying your prayers."

"Yeah, like I'm really scared, *******!" and I hung up. Then I called ******* number 2.

He answered, "Hello?"

I said, "Hello, *******."

He said, "If I ever find out who you are ..."

"You'll what?"

"I'll kick your ass."

"Well, here's your chance ... I'm coming over right now, *******!" And I hung up.

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