Later in the year the phone company introduced caller ID. This was a real disappointment for me - I would probably have to stop calling the *******. Then one day I had an idea. I dialed his number. When I heard, "Hello?" I made up a name. "Hi. This is the sales office of the telephone
company and I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with our caller ID program?"
He answered "No!" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an *******!"
The reason I took the time to tell you this story is to show you how, if there's ever anything really bothering you, you can do something about it! Just dial 823-4863!!
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