Please Do Not Attempt This At Home. I Am A Professional.

 I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered saying, "Hello?"    I politely said, "This is Fred Hanifin, and could I please speak to Robin Carter?"    Suddenly the phone was slammed down! I couldn't believe anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and

A couple of days later, I'm sitting at my desk. I had just gotten off the phone after calling 823-4863 and yelling, "You're an *******!" (it's really easy since I have his number on speed dial now). I noticed the phone number of the guy with the black Mercedes laying on my desk and figured I'd better call this guy, too.


After a couple of rings, someone answered the phone and said, "Hello?"

I said, "Is this the guy with the black Mercedes for sale?"

"Yes, it is."

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out front."

"What's your name?"

"My name's Don Hansen."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home in the evenings."

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"Yes."

"Don, you're an *******!" And I slammed the phone down.

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