Paddy Bought A Donkey From A Farmer.

 

Paddy: Watch me! I just won’t tell anybody that he’s dead.

A month later the farmer bumped into Paddy.

Farmer: What happened to that dead donkey?

Paddy: I raffled him! Sold 500 tickets at £2 each. Made a profit of £998!

Farmer: Didn’t anyone complain?

Paddy: Just the c*nt who won, so I gave him his £2 back