Betty continues, “Yes! As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting, because they don’t smell and are silent.”
The doctor says, “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”
Betty goes home and takes her pills as prescribed, and suddenly she starts seeing some big changes in her everyday life. The next week she goes back to the doctor.
“Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts… although still silent… stink terribly.”
The doctor nods and says, “Good! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.