Never Underestimate a Woman

 

 

85 mph. "And I'll have all the credit cards, the bank accounts, 

and the boat!" She starts steering the car towards a substantial concrete bridge. 

Getting anxious, the husband  asks her, 

"Do you want anything??"

The wife responds in a soft, calm voice. 

"No, I've got all I need," she says. 

"Oh, yeah? " he asks, "so, what do you have?"

Just before they crash into the wall at 85 mph, the wife turns to him and grins. "The airbag."