My Wife On A Skateboard

 

awful though it is. Here is a moped to ride in heaven”


Several days later the third man pulls up to a red light only to see the first man slumped over the wheel of his Mercedes, crying.


“What could possibly be so bad? “, he asks.”You had a wonderful life, a great marriage and now you’re driving a Mercedes in Heaven!”


The first man sobs out “I just saw my wife on a skateboard!”