‘Here – try these on.’
She tried them on and said,
‘These are too large. They don’t fit me.’
Mike said,
Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
‘I don’t want you to ever forget that.’
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to
Mike. She said,
‘Here – you try on mine.’
‘He did and said, ‘I can’t get into your pants.’
Karen said,
‘Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart ass attitude, you never will.’
And they lived happily ever after.
