“What are you doing?”
to which she replies: “I’m playing poker, my boyfriends my partner – now go to bed you little freak!”
About an hour later little johnny’s Dad walks into his bedroom and says:
“Johnny what are you doing”
Johnny replies I’m playing poker, why?
“Who’s your partner then?” his dad asks.
To which Johnny says:
“Who needs a partner when you’ve got a good hand.”