Joke Of Today: This Is Hilarious

 


 

He seems to take great pleasure in loud noises. Typically those emitted from a human yelling in pain or suffering. Thus he will hide in the most inconspicuous locations and attack with no provocation whatsoever. He is a master of the art of the silent kill. You will never see or hear him coming...


I have attempted sage cleansing the house but to no avail. (He peed on the sage) I have sought the assistance of an exorcist, but that ended badly. (Again I offer my condolences to the surviving family of Father O'Mally.)


So I implore you all, if you have ever considered me a friend or family. Please help me find a home for him... Soon... Because as I type this, I hear him scratching at the bedroom door... 

I think he knows...