At the end of the first week , the smiling builders presented her with a pay envelope - containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the bank the next day to open a savings account. At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
"You must have worked very hard to earn all this." Said the cashier.
The little girl proudly replied. "Yes, I worked every day with Steve and Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house."
"My goodness gracious." Said the cashier. "And will you be working on the house again next week?"
The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously:
"I think so. Provided those wankers at Jewsons deliver the f**king bricks on time."