Joke of the day : A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house

 

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It has to be your ears."

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100 percent natural.

 I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. 

Look at my skin, not a blemish anywhere. 

How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming...that was me."