Husband And Wife Jokes

 


So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.

He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere, he shouts, 

"Hey, do you still want a push?"

And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts,

"Where are you?" 

The drunk replies, 

"Over here, on the swing! "