All the way back, the elderly husband
became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and
complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during
the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the
more agitated he became. He just wouldn’t let up one
minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the
restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and
hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer
yelled to her,
*
“While you’re in there,
you might as well get my hat and the credit card.”