HILARIOUS ELDERLY CLEAN MARRIAGE HUMOR: 40 YEARS TOGETHER COUPLE

 

remember.” Says the wife lowering herself into a chair beside him. 


The husband continues… “Do you remember when she shoved a 


shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter, or I will


 send you to jail for 40 years?'” “I remember that, too.” she replies 


softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says:


 “I would have gotten out today.”