GOOGLE PIZZA JOKE

  



I bought more from another drugstore


That doesn't show on your credit card statement.


I paid in cash.


But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.


I have other sources of cash.


That doesn't show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.


WHAT THE HELL? !!!


I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.


Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google - Face book - Twitter - WhatsApp and all the others!! I'm going to an island without internet - cable TV - where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me!!


I understand sir - but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago.