Go and buy yourself some underwear!”
Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The
wind also takes her skirt over her head to
reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
“Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?”
She too explains, “You dinna give me enough
money ta be able ta affarrd any!”
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and
Says, “Well, fer the love’ O Jesus, here’s a
comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.”