“Well, all you need to do is look at her driver’s licence,” the friend says. “It’s like our report cards, it has everything on it.”
Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are. You are 32.”
The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?”
“I also know that you used to have brown hair.”
The mother is shocked now. “How in Heaven’s name did you find that out?”
“And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I also know why you and Daddy got a divorce.”
“Oh really!” the mother says. “Why?”
The little girl replies,
“It’s all on your driver’s licence and you got an ‘F’ in sex.”