Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie said to the man, “No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?”
The man replied, “St. Louis.”
“Really,” she said. “I have family in St. Louis.”
“I know,” the man said. “Your sister died, and I am her lawyer. She asked me to give you your $30,000 inheritance.”
The moral of this story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer…