“No, John, the next day my tractor hit a rock and rolled down the hill into the pond. I got knocked clean out. When I came to, that pig had dove into the pond and dragged me out…but that’s not how he hurt his leg.” “Oh no, no, he was fine. Cleaned him up real nice, too.”
“Okay, Henry. So just tell me. How did he lose his leg?”
“Well”, Henry begins to explain, “A pig that amazing…you don’t want to eat all at once.”