Dylan was practicing his golf swing


 


The genie said, “Granted. And now for my wish, I have been cramped up in that lamp for many years so its been a while since I’ve been with a woman.

I want one day of wild, crazy lovemaking with your wife, Dylan.”

Dylan said, “No way!”

The genie replied, “Not even for a million dollars a week?”

Dylan turned to his wife, who said, “I guess for all that, I should. Well, not until Dylan leaves.”

Dylan said, “Okay, have fun, I guess,” and left.

Dylan’s wife then proceeded to have wild make love for the rest of the day with the genie.

When they were finished, the genie asked how old her husband was.

She said, “Forty-five.”

The Genie laughed and said, “Isn’t he a little old to be believing in genies?”