As the model stepped naked into the bath, Doris stood behind her.
Doris looked towards the curtains and pointed towards the model’s naked pubic area.
Then she lifted up her skirt and, wearing no panties, pointed to her own hairy mass.
Later Fred returned and they retired to bed.
“Well, do you believe me now?” she asked Fred.
“Yes,” he replied. “I’ve never seen anything like it in my life.
But why did you lift up your skirt and show yourself?”
“Just to show you the difference,” answered Doris.
“But I guess you’ve seen me millions of times.”
“Yes,” said Fred,
“I have – but the rest of the dart team hadn’t.”