Charlie knew that he couldn’t afford to spend the night with her.
“Okay, but what about your husband?”
The wife gave out a little sigh and said: “oh don’t worry about him, he’ll be at work”
The next day Charlie turned up to the wife’s house with the money and banged her. Charlie left and the husband came back home.
He asked: “Did Charlie come over today?”
Thinking she had been caught she said: “yes”
The husband carried on: “did he give you the whole $500?”
“Yes”.
The husband let out a huff: “phewww, he came by my work today and asked me for the money, he didn’t tell me why but I gave it to him and he said he would drop it off with you around lunch”.