Dear Son – Funny Letter

 

We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn’t get the tailgate down.

There isn’t much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened. Your loving Mum.

P. S. I was going to send you some money but I had already sealed the envelope.