She will praise you! She will bear your children. And never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.”
“She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.”
Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”
God replied, “I’ll have to remove an arm and a leg.”
Adam paused, then asked,…
“What can I get for a rib?”