Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come

 

When Boudreaux and his wife  went home with their 3 children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere Tree-in-One Oil"

His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"

Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a good ting we didn't use no WD-Forty."