The man replied ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.;
The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’
‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice..
‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’
‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied.
