An Old Man Picked A Primary Care Physician.

 

Edgar said, “No, I’ve heard that all red meat is very unhealthful!”

“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?” the doctor asked.

“No, I don’t,” Edgar replied.

Then the doctor asked,

“Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or run around with women?”

“No,” Edgar said,

“I don’t do any of those things.”

The good doctor looked at Edgar and said,

“Then why the heck do you want to live to be 80?”