“that bugger snuck right up behind me, stood *waaaaaay* up on his hind legs and let out a big ‘ROOOOOOAAAAR’… and I shit my pants.”
“I can’t blame ya, Grandpa,” the kid said,
“I probably would’ve pooped my pants too, seeing a bear that big.”
“No,” the old man laughed,
“I meant just now when I went ‘ROOOOOOAAAAR’!”
