The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
“OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!”
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says…
“I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.”
**POOF**
He turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story:
If the government offers you anything, there’s going to be a STRING attached.
