The old man ran out and pulled his dog off and began apologizing to the mailman.
He said,
“I am so sorry, I don’t know what to do or say. My friends told me he would quit attacking people if I had him fixed. I just don’t know what to do.”
The mailman picked himself up and said,
“You should have had his teeth pulled, I knew when he came out the door he wasn’t going to screw me.”