An Old Man Had A Dog

 

The old man ran out and pulled his dog off and began apologizing to the mailman.

He said,

“I am so sorry, I don’t know what to do or say. My friends told me he would quit attacking people if I had him fixed. I just don’t know what to do.”

The mailman picked himself up and said,

“You should have had his teeth pulled, I knew when he came out the door he wasn’t going to screw me.”