An Old Couple Were Celebrating 50 Years.

 

“Hello and Happy Anniversary! I’m sorry  my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing, so I didn’t have time to get you anything.”

After they finished dessert, the old father said,

“There’s something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time.” ” You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married.”

The three children gasped and all said,

“You mean we’re b@stards?”

“Yep,” said the father, “and cheap ones too!”