“But this beautiful young lady would like to buy the other half of that head of lettuce, so it works out, right?” Everything is worked out, the elderly woman leaves happily, and the supervisor says,
“That was close. You’re pretty quick on your feet. Where you from?”
The young man says, “Oh, me? I’m from Canada, but I left because it’s just filled with hockey players and prost!tutes.”
The supervisor, crosses his arms and says, “Hey, my wife is from Canada!”
The young man responds, “Oh that’s wonderful… what team does she play for?”