The elderly man hurried into the bar and began to drink high balls when, suddenly, the bartender leaned over and said,
“You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right in the nose.”
“Don’t bother me with your troubles,” the final patron responded.
“Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
