SO, I WENT UP TO THE BIGGEST BLOKE, TATTOOS EVERYWHERE AND SMACKED ‘IM IN THE FACE, KICKED ‘IS BIKE OVER, RIPPED OUT ‘IS NOSE-RING, AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND.
I YELLED, “NOW, BACK OFF!! OR I’LL KICK THE CRAP OUT OF THE LOT OF YA!”
ST. PETER WAS IMPRESSED,
“WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?”
“OH, ‘BOUT A COUPLE O’ MINUTES AGO.”