“I’m old enough that I don’t need a license anymore”.
“Really”, the woman asked,
“How is that possible?”
The elderly woman replied,
“Well, the last time my doctor examined me, he asked if I had a driver’s license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took a pair of scissors out of a drawer and as he cut the license into pieces he told me that I wouldn’t be needing it anymore”.
The elderly woman continued,
“So, I thanked him and drove home”.