“I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman’s age. If I put my hand up your skirt, I will be able to tell your exact age.”
There was no one around, so the woman said,
“What the hell?” and sat in her car and let him slip his hand up her skirt.
The old geezer grinned and slipped his hand under her skirt and smoothly rubbed and rubbed.
She was getting hot and bothered and almost came when the geezer slipped his hand out and said,
“OK, you are 47.”
Stunned, the woman said,
“That was brilliant! How did you do that?”
The old man replied,
“I was behind you in line at the pro shop.”
“The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don’t put into it.”
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