A week later, the lady called the doctor.
“Oh my lord!” she wailed, “Terrible! Just terrible.”
“Really? What happened?” the doctor replied.
“I did as you told me, I put the pill into the coffee, and the effect was immediate.”
“He flew up from the chair, and his eyes were positively smoldering.”
“With a quick motion he swept all the cups and the tablecloth from the table, ripped my clothes off and took me then and there on the table.”
“It was a nightmare I tell you, a nightmare.”
“Oh, I see, but why was it so bad, shouldn’t this be a good thing?” the doctor asked in a worried tone.
“Oh yes, this was the best thing to happen to me in 25 years!”
“But I can tell you right now, I will never be able to show my face in the downtown Starbucks again!”