“Eight and five-eighths. Stetson.”
“Wow, that’s really big!”
“Yes ma’am. They really grow them big in Texas.”
She virtually glowed as she asked, “Is there anything else I can do for you?”
“No ma’am, I reckon that will be all.”
As the sweet young thing tallied up his bill, and as the elderly Texan counted out his money, she blushed and asked, “Sir, could I ask you a question?”
“Yes ma’am, I already know what it is. And the answer is four inches.”
Astonished, she blurted out, “Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!”
Without so much as a stutter, the elderly man replied,
“From the floor ma’am……………..From the floor.”