Peter replied with some exasperation. This is heaven, it is free.”
“Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?” the old man asked timidly.
Peter patiently explained,
“That’s the best part you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven.”
With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat, stomping on it, and shrieking wildly.
Peter and the man’s wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.
The old man looked at his wife and said,
“This is all your fault. If it weren’t for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!”