It said, “You’re a nun, you weigh 128 lbs., you’re going to Chicago, Illinois, and you’re going to break wind.”
Now, the nun knew the machine was wrong.
“I’ve never broken wind in public in my whole life!”
Just then, she tripped, fell off the scales and broke wind.
Stunned, she sat back down and looked at the machine.
She said to herself, “This is truly unbelievable! I’ve got to try it one more time.”
She went back to the machine, put her nickel in and collected the card.
It said, “You’re a nun, you weigh 128 lbs., you have fiddled and farted around and missed your flight to Chicago!!!”