Up to 75 mph! “And,” he says, “I’ll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards, the boat, and our dog!”
The car slowly begins veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her, “Isn’t there anything you want?”
At last the wife replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
“No, I’ve got everything I need.” she says.
“Oh, really?” he inquires, “So what exactly have you got?
Just before they slam into the wall at 80 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles, “The airbag.”